Survive a Customer Service Call
Navigate an endless phone tree while listening to hold music that was composed specifically to drain your will to live.
Mobs
Loot via Grumpy Goblin
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Rusty Sword of Questionable Decisions | 35% | 3 |
| Slightly Used Leather Boots | 25% | 2 |
Loot via Melodramatic Mime
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Helmet of Dubious Protection | 32% | 1 |
| Cloak of Dramatic Entrances | 24% | 1 |
Loot via Philosophizing Orc
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Staff of Mild Irritation | 28% | 1 |
| Boots of Unnecessary Speed | 20% | 1 |
Loot via Overzealous Squirrel
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Stick of Mild Peril | 40% | 40 |
| Boots of Apathy | 35% | 20 |
| Coin of Infinite Pocket Lint | 30% | 30 |
| Potion of Questionable Hydration | 25% | 10 |
| Potion of Artificial Enthusiasm | 18% | 8 |
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