Confused Skeleton
A skeleton that forgot why it was animated.
Encounter quotes
- A Confused Skeleton wanders into view.
- A Confused Skeleton notices you, raises a sword, and then pauses, visibly trying to recall the next part.
- A Confused Skeleton approaches. It seems to be doing this from memory, and the memory is not good.
Loot
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Stick of Mild Peril | 40% | 40 |
| Boots of Apathy | 35% | 20 |
| Coin of Infinite Pocket Lint | 30% | 30 |
| Potion of Questionable Hydration | 25% | 10 |
| Potion of Artificial Enthusiasm | 18% | 8 |
Appears in quests
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Assemble IKEA Furniture (Without Instructions)
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Read Terms of Service (Completely)
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Explain the Internet to Your Grandparents
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Debug the Haunted Copier
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Organize Your Email Inbox
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Procrastinate Efficiently
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Stare at a Rock
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Practice Walking in Circles
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Explore the Dungeon of Mild Inconvenience
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Negotiate with Unreasonable Goblins
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Search for Your Lost Motivation
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Survive a Customer Service Call
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Find Meaning in Modern Existence