Philosophizing Orc
An orc who discovered philosophy and won't stop talking about it.
Encounter quotes
- A Philosophizing Orc blocks your path while pondering the nature of existence.
- You encounter an orc mid-dissertation on the meaning of combat.
- An intellectually intimidating orc approaches with a thoughtful expression.
Loot table: Philosophizing Orc Drops
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Staff of Mild Irritation | 28% | 1 |
| Boots of Unnecessary Speed | 20% | 1 |
Appears in quests
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Escort a Sentient Spreadsheet
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Assemble IKEA Furniture (Without Instructions)
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Read Terms of Service (Completely)
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Survive a Customer Service Call
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Recover the Deleted Prologue
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Excavate Abandoned Battle Pass
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Explain the Internet to Your Grandparents
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Find Meaning in Modern Existence
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Organize Your Email Inbox
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Attend the Roadmap Q&A That Never Happens