Grumpy Goblin
A small, green creature with anger management issues.
Encounter quotes
- A Grumpy Goblin blocks your path.
- A Grumpy Goblin steps into the road, arms crossed, having clearly been waiting a while.
- A Grumpy Goblin appears. It has a list of grievances and it has practiced.
Loot
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Rusty Sword of Questionable Decisions | 35% | 3 |
| Slightly Used Leather Boots | 25% | 2 |
Appears in quests
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Assemble IKEA Furniture (Without Instructions)
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Conquer the Laundry Pile
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Read Terms of Service (Completely)
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Pick the Forbidden Cherries
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Explain the Internet to Your Grandparents
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Pacify the Angry LAN Party
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Organize Your Email Inbox
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Procrastinate Efficiently
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Stare at a Rock
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Practice Walking in Circles
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Explore the Dungeon of Mild Inconvenience
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Negotiate with Unreasonable Goblins
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Search for Your Lost Motivation
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Survive a Customer Service Call
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Find Meaning in Modern Existence