Overzealous Squirrel
A squirrel with unrealistic ambitions.
Encounter quotes
- An Overzealous Squirrel challenges you.
- An Overzealous Squirrel drops from a branch and lands in a fighting stance it has clearly rehearsed.
- A squirrel squares up. It is eleven inches tall. It likes its odds.
Loot table: Starter Common Drops
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Stick of Mild Peril | 40% | 40 |
| Boots of Apathy | 35% | 20 |
| Coin of Infinite Pocket Lint | 30% | 30 |
| Potion of Questionable Hydration | 25% | 10 |
| Potion of Artificial Enthusiasm | 18% | 8 |
Appears in quests
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Assemble IKEA Furniture (Without Instructions)
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Read Terms of Service (Completely)
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Search for Your Lost Motivation
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Conquer the Laundry Pile
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Pick the Forbidden Cherries
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Survive a Customer Service Call
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Ultraquest!
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Debug the Haunted Copier
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Explain the Internet to Your Grandparents
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Find Meaning in Modern Existence
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Negotiate with Unreasonable Goblins
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Organize Your Email Inbox
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Pacify the Angry LAN Party
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Redeem the Founder's Pack