extreme · 480 min · Lv 12+ · The Starter Suburbs

Face the accumulated digital chaos of years of "I'll deal with this later" decisions. Therapy not included.

Rewards: 1000 XP · 500 GT

Quest line

Step 3 of Corporate Survival Training

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Mobs

• Grumpy Goblin

  Lv 1
• Dragon of Mild Inconvenience

  Lv 8
• Melodramatic Mime

  Lv 3
• Philosophizing Orc

  Lv 4
• Overzealous Squirrel

  Lv 1
• Confused Skeleton

  Lv 2

Loot via Grumpy Goblin

Loot table: Grumpy Goblin Drops

Mostly rusty things and resentment.

Item	Drop rate	Weight
Rusty Sword of Questionable Decisions	35%	3
Slightly Used Leather Boots	25%	2

Loot via Dragon of Mild Inconvenience

Loot table: Dragon of Mild Inconvenience Drops

Migrated loot table for Dragon of Mild Inconvenience

Item	Drop rate	Weight
Amulet of Existential Dread	25%	1
Boots of Unnecessary Speed	20%	1

Loot via Melodramatic Mime

Loot table: Melodramatic Mime Drops

Migrated loot table for Melodramatic Mime

Item	Drop rate	Weight
Helmet of Dubious Protection	32%	1
Cloak of Dramatic Entrances	24%	1

Loot via Philosophizing Orc

Loot table: Philosophizing Orc Drops

Migrated loot table for Philosophizing Orc

Item	Drop rate	Weight
Staff of Mild Irritation	28%	1
Boots of Unnecessary Speed	20%	1

Loot via Overzealous Squirrel

Loot table: Starter Common Drops

Region-weighted common pool for suburban quests.

Item	Drop rate	Weight
Stick of Mild Peril	40%	40
Boots of Apathy	35%	20
Coin of Infinite Pocket Lint	30%	30
Potion of Questionable Hydration	25%	10
Potion of Artificial Enthusiasm	18%	8

Top completers

1. Eerily Warlock · Lv 56 · 1

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