Explain the Internet to Your Grandparents
Attempt to clarify concepts like "the cloud" and "WiFi" while maintaining your sanity and their dignity.
Quest line
Step 2 of Corporate Survival Training
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Mobs
Loot table: Grumpy Goblin Drops
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Rusty Sword of Questionable Decisions | 35% | 3 |
| Slightly Used Leather Boots | 25% | 2 |
Loot table: Melodramatic Mime Drops
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Helmet of Dubious Protection | 32% | 1 |
| Cloak of Dramatic Entrances | 24% | 1 |
Loot table: Philosophizing Orc Drops
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Staff of Mild Irritation | 28% | 1 |
| Boots of Unnecessary Speed | 20% | 1 |
Loot table: Starter Common Drops
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Stick of Mild Peril | 40% | 40 |
| Boots of Apathy | 35% | 20 |
| Coin of Infinite Pocket Lint | 30% | 30 |
| Potion of Questionable Hydration | 25% | 10 |
| Potion of Artificial Enthusiasm | 18% | 8 |