Grind Quest
Assemble IKEA Furniture (Without Instructions)

hard · 120 min · Lv 6+ · The Starter Suburbs

Test your problem-solving skills and relationship stability by assembling furniture with incomprehensible pictographs.

Rewards: 300 XP · 150 GT

Mobs
Loot via Grumpy Goblin

Mostly rusty things and resentment.

Item Drop rate Weight
Rusty Sword of Questionable Decisions 35% 3
Slightly Used Leather Boots 25% 2

Migrated loot table for Melodramatic Mime

Item Drop rate Weight
Helmet of Dubious Protection 32% 1
Cloak of Dramatic Entrances 24% 1

Migrated loot table for Philosophizing Orc

Item Drop rate Weight
Staff of Mild Irritation 28% 1
Boots of Unnecessary Speed 20% 1

Region-weighted common pool for suburban quests.

Item Drop rate Weight
Stick of Mild Peril 40% 40
Boots of Apathy 35% 20
Coin of Infinite Pocket Lint 30% 30
Potion of Questionable Hydration 25% 10
Potion of Artificial Enthusiasm 18% 8
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