Accept There Is No 1.0
Three years in beta. Ninety-four percent done, forever. Somewhere along the way, the beta became the whole game, and the whole game became fine.
Mobs
Loot via Dragon of Mild Inconvenience
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Amulet of Existential Dread | 25% | 1 |
| Boots of Unnecessary Speed | 20% | 1 |
Loot via The Eternal Beta
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Closed Beta Key to Nowhere | 0% | 60 |
| The Roadmap That Never Updates | 0% | 40 |
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