The Eternal Beta
The game itself. Still in beta. Still almost there. Has been almost there for three years.
Encounter quotes
- The Eternal Beta loads. A progress bar fills to ninety-four percent and stops, as it always does.
- You face the game as it has always been: nearly finished, technically playable, permanently labeled BETA.
- A splash screen appears: Thank you for your patience during our beta period. The period has no end date.
Loot table: Eternal Beta Drops
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Closed Beta Key to Nowhere | 0% | 60 |
| The Roadmap That Never Updates | 0% | 40 |