Facility Auctioneer
She speaks at four hundred words per minute and none of them are words. The bidding is already at three hundred dollars and you are not certain you did not do that.
Encounter quotes
- The Auctioneer begins. Somewhere in the noise there are numbers. The numbers are climbing.
- She has not taken a breath in ninety seconds and the price has doubled.
- The Facility Auctioneer makes eye contact with you and the bid goes up. You did nothing. You are almost sure you did nothing.
Loot table: Auction Day Drops
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Bolt Cutters of No Return | 0% | 15 |
| Flashlight With One Bar | 0% | 55 |
| Paddle of Poor Impulse Control | 0% | 30 |