Cardboard Golem
A stack of boxes that has achieved structural integrity, and with it, opinions. It has been standing here for nine years and it would like you to know that.
Encounter quotes
- A tower of boxes shifts, straightens, and turns to face you. It is taller than you remembered.
- The Cardboard Golem rises. Every box is labeled MISC. Every single one.
- Something in the corner unfolds itself. It was load-bearing. It is now hostile.
Loot table: Self-Storage Common Drops
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Box Cutter of Commitment | 0% | 20 |
| Label Maker of False Hope | 0% | 30 |
| Padlock of Forgotten Combinations | 0% | 50 |