Auction Regular
He is here every Saturday. He has a folding chair, a thermos, and a spreadsheet. He knows what the unit is worth and he knows that you do not.
Encounter quotes
- A man in a folding chair looks up from his thermos and sizes you up in under a second.
- The Auction Regular has been doing this for eleven years. You have been doing this for eleven minutes.
- He does not bid against you. He waits. This is somehow worse.
Loot table: Auction Day Drops
| Item | Drop rate | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Bolt Cutters of No Return | 0% | 15 |
| Flashlight With One Bar | 0% | 55 |
| Paddle of Poor Impulse Control | 0% | 30 |