Equipment and loot — owned rows light up. Filter by pocket status or rarity.

• Amulet of Existential Dread

  legendary · accessory · 500 GT
• Amulet of Mild Confidence

  uncommon · accessory · 9 GT
• Badge of Day-One Supporter

  uncommon · accessory · 22 GT
• Belt of Forgotten New Year Resolutions

  common · accessory · 2 GT
• Bracelet of Recycled Compliments

  rare · accessory · 24 GT
• Chalice of Lukewarm Coffee

  rare · accessory · 15 GT
• Charm of Suspiciously Good Vibes

  rare · accessory · 22 GT
• Closed Beta Key to Nowhere

  legendary · accessory · 210 GT
• Coin of Infinite Pocket Lint

  common · accessory · 1 GT
• Earrings of Perpetual Side-Eye

  uncommon · accessory · 9 GT
• Flashlight With One Bar

  common · accessory · 15 GT
• Label Maker of False Hope

  uncommon · accessory · 40 GT
• Memo of Executive Greenlight

  rare · accessory · 40 GT
• Necklace of Suspiciously Timed Notifications

  epic · accessory · 52 GT
• Padlock of Forgotten Combinations

  common · accessory · 12 GT
• Receipt of Nine Years

  epic · accessory · 150 GT
• Relic of Perpetual Cliffhangers

  legendary · accessory · 140 GT
• Ring of Minor Disappointment

  uncommon · accessory · 25 GT
• Ring of Perpetual Refresh

  epic · accessory · 48 GT
• Ring of Unremarkable Luck

  common · accessory · 2 GT
• Sock of Singular Purpose

  common · accessory · 1 GT
• Someone Else's Wedding Album

  epic · accessory · 200 GT
• Talisman of Aggressive Mediocrity

  epic · accessory · 50 GT
• The Roadmap That Never Updates

  rare · accessory · 45 GT
• Tome of Outdated Tutorials

  uncommon · accessory · 8 GT
• Whetstone of False Productivity

  uncommon · accessory · 5 GT
• Armor of Perpetual Side Quests

  legendary · armor · 175 GT
• Boots of Apathy

  common · armor · 3 GT
• Boots of Unnecessary Speed

  epic · armor · 200 GT
• Breastplate of Emotional Baggage

  rare · armor · 28 GT
• Cloak of Almost Invisibility

  uncommon · armor · 10 GT
• Cloak of Dramatic Entrances

  rare · armor · 100 GT
• Crown of Unearned Confidence

  legendary · armor · 180 GT
• Founder's Pack Cosmetic (Does Nothing)

  common · armor · 3 GT
• Gauntlets of Keyboard Courage

  rare · armor · 26 GT
• Gloves of Aggressive Hand-Washing

  common · armor · 2 GT
• Hat of Unfortunate Timing

  common · armor · 2 GT
• Helm of Unrequested Advice

  epic · armor · 60 GT
• Helmet of Dubious Protection

  uncommon · armor · 30 GT
• Pauldrons of Unnecessary Drama

  epic · armor · 58 GT
• Robe of Meeting That Could Have Been an Email

  rare · armor · 28 GT
• Sandals of Moral Flexibility

  uncommon · armor · 11 GT
• Shield of Mild Deflection

  uncommon · armor · 12 GT
• Slightly Used Leather Boots

  common · armor · 5 GT
• Elixir of Spiteful Hydration

  rare · consumable · 12 GT
• Potion of Artificial Enthusiasm

  uncommon · consumable · 6 GT
• Potion of Questionable Hydration

  common · consumable · 1 GT
• Scroll of Unread Terms of Service

  common · consumable · 1 GT
• Snack of Questionable Origin

  common · consumable · 1 GT
• Tonic of Manufactured Urgency

  epic · consumable · 20 GT
• Axe of Premature Celebration

  epic · weapon · 55 GT
• Blade of Infinite Backstory

  legendary · weapon · 160 GT
• Bolt Cutters of No Return

  rare · weapon · 110 GT
• Bow of Passive-Aggressive Notes

  common · weapon · 3 GT
• Box Cutter of Commitment

  uncommon · weapon · 35 GT
• Dagger of Sarcasm

  uncommon · weapon · 8 GT
• Greatsword of Overcommitment

  epic · weapon · 65 GT
• Hammer of Existential Dread

  legendary · weapon · 150 GT
• Hotfix That Fixes Nothing

  common · weapon · 8 GT
• Kayak You Used Twice

  rare · weapon · 95 GT
• Knife of Cutting Remarks

  uncommon · weapon · 10 GT
• Mace of Bureaucratic Friction

  rare · weapon · 30 GT
• Paddle of Poor Impulse Control

  uncommon · weapon · 45 GT
• Placeholder Sword (TODO: Replace)

  uncommon · weapon · 15 GT
• Rusty Sword of Questionable Decisions

  common · weapon · 10 GT
• Scepter of Middle Management

  legendary · weapon · 155 GT
• Spear of Pointed Feedback

  rare · weapon · 32 GT
• Staff of Mild Irritation

  rare · weapon · 75 GT
• Stick of Mild Peril

  common · weapon · 2 GT
• Sword of Overexplaining

  rare · weapon · 25 GT
• The Asset That Never Loaded

  legendary · weapon · 220 GT
• Wand of Unsolicited Spoilers

  uncommon · weapon · 11 GT

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